This Too Shall Pass
So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.
(via soulsscrawl)

camsfarts:

queen-wienerlooks:

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

doctorwh0ligan:

seachelsters:

starwobbles:

friendship love is so confusing
its like ‘hm yes id like to bring u flowers and compliment u and make u the happiest person on earth but no romo’

no romo

omfg no romo

asian:

please do

asian:

please do

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain (via feellng)
aaron-the-ponymod:

Alright, Pinhead. Yer time is up.

aaron-the-ponymod:

Alright, Pinhead. Yer time is up.

wannajoke:

Why Your Boss Doesn’t Like You?

wannajoke:

Why Your Boss Doesn’t Like You?

Have you ever had a threesome and if not would you ever consider having one?
Anonymous

disneyblowjobs:

I can only disappoint one person at a time